It's not really an addiction 'cause my doctor gave me a prescription!

These chicks are... oh my gosh...awesome! You guys rock my internet world!
I found them at a friends blog: Rob's song of the day

Getting a weed card:

Just what I needed: a government supply to get legally high.

Toes before ho's.

Bitches!
I am back! So sorry to have been gone for two days, but I've been wheeling myself around from here to there the past few days. Just HATING this cast. Poor toes.
Anywaaaaays,
I've been reading up on some cool Iphone rumors today. Most of them seem complete bullcrap, but some of them seem pretty possible... what do you guys think?

love ya like a sister. :)

Let's get our crazy drinking pants on!

WODKA FLAVOURED JELLY SHOTS! My treat! Party's only just getting started boys.

 Next up: Wodka flavoured gummibears.

Rickrolled pie for dessert! 

See you there bitches. 

Ah, internet, I love you.

Some funny shit I found online today. I'm pretty high on painkillers and so tired I could laugh at a cactus all day. I love you, people who post crazy stuff on the internet.

National surprise anal day for me.

I am having a crap ass day today! I broke a toe this week and it hurts like getting surprise butt-sex from a 6 foot 8 tall black dude. Seriously. Plus some friend stabbed me in the back. I feel like swearing today. To support this: here's a nice little pic of my feelings today:

Smart ass kids these days

Is it my imagination running away with me or is that kid reading? It can't even talk! Geez....

p.s.: like the 90's outfit dad!

Please pat my pussy :D

That's it folks, I'm off to bed! Good night to you and enjoy these patting pussies for free :D